are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
……sometimes when I smile people ask me if I bite…..
it’s the canines
they’re like fangs
the idea of louis tomlinson walking into whatever the british equivalent of a cvs is and beeboppin over to the hair product aisle to pick out a pack of soft ouchless cloth headbands LISTEN to me listen TO me listen to ME
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
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